Thursday, March 13, 2014

BABY IT'S COLD OUTSIDE


Dear Mum & Dad,

It’s official. The weather in Silver Springs is schizophrenic - Yesterday a balmy 73 but this morning it is only 19 degrees outside! Auntie Nancy took me walking without putting a coat on me! What was she thinking? 


Doesn’t she realize that I am a very delicate flower and quite the special girly-girl?  Plus, adding insult-to- injury, she made me wait until after 9 o’clock for my morning walk! She kept telling me, “Oh Baby its cold outside.”  Doesn’t she realize how important my schedule is to me? It is becoming clear to me these new people do not know how to care for a diva.  They have tried in their own bumbling Midwestern ways, but they are not you. Please hurry home and bring coats….and a hats….and scarfs because….Baby it’s cold outside!

Your loving and devoted pooch,
Toshu


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